Friday 24 May 2013

WOMEN SEX CHEMICAL

There Is A Chemical In A Girl's Brains Which Is Only Released Three Times In Her Lifetime;
1. When She Has Sex
2. When She Gives Birth
3. When She Breast Feeds Her Child
This Chemical Is Called Oxytocin, It Emotionally Connects Her To The Other Person For The Rest Of Her
Life. Men Only Release The Chemical When They Bond With Their Children. Even If You Are Lucky Enough To Stay Friends With A Girl After Having Sex, A Girl Will Always Have Feelings For You No matter how small Because Of The Chemical, So If You Think Sex Is A Game, Remember That You Can Mentally Mess A Girl Up For The Rest Of Her Life.
It Explains Why Humans are Only Created To Have Sex With One Person. Doing It(sex) With Multiple People Ultimately Has A Strong Negative Effect On The Relationship You Plan To Have With The Person You Choose To Spend The Rest Of Your Life With.
"Keep That In Mind Next Time You Decide To Hit It And Quit It"

Though the Chemical can also be popped up when cuddling, kissing, laughing and even eating food like chocolate and banana.

Human Parts Available: Live Human, N40,000; Head, N8,000; Hands, N4,000

Emotions ran high, Tuesday, at Lagos State Police Command, Ikeja, following startling revelations by suspected members of three syndicates, who specialised in selling human parts to herbalists and persons suspected to be clerics. The suspects told a bewildered crowd that human heads were sold for
N8,000; hands, N4,000 and private parts N10,000. One of them, Agboola Kolawole, who blamed his indulgence on poverty and inability to pay his children’s school fees, disclosed that he had so far
sold four heads of his deceased siblings to a herbalist, who in turn sold to some persons they identified simply as Alhajis. The Alhajis, as gathered, offered to pay one of the suspects N40,000 to get a live human being, only for the suspect, Sanni Kazeem, to be apprehended during his search for prey. Recovered from one of the arrested herbalists, identified as Ajibade Rafiu (40), who the suspects said they supply with the human parts, was a dried human finger suspected to be that of a lady, and a concoction, which he said was made from ground human head mixed with local gin. The concoction, according to Rafiu, was to fortify him against
spiritual attack.
Arrest, confession Their arrest, according to the Command’s spokesperson, Ngozi Braide, followed a tip-off from the officer-in-char ge of the Special Anti- Robbery Squad, Ikeja, Abba Kyari, that one of the suspects, Jamiu Adeleke, was at the verge of selling a human hand for N21,000. The operatives, according to Braide, who paraded the suspects before newsmen, stormed Owode town, Ogun State, where Adeleke was arrested while attempting to sell the human hand to a buyer. She said: “Adeleke confessed that one Sanni Kazeem sold it to him for N6,000. When Sanni was arrested, he also confessed to the crime, adding that he had supplied two human heads to a dealer named Akinwowo Fatai (30), who was also arrested. Akinwowo, on his part, confessed to have received the human heads and another four human heads from another supplier, one Agboola Kolawole (40), who was later arrested in the same Owode town.”
Sources of ‘goods’ “Kolawole confessed that he cut the heads of his two late brothers and
two late sisters buried in private graves in their compound and sold them
for N8,000 each. The final buyer/ receiver, one Ajibade Rafiu (30), a herbalist, was also arrested. “During interrogation, the suppliers said they got their human parts from various grave yards in Ogun State, while the middlemen doubled the prices and sell to the herbalist, who is the end user. “Sanni Kazeem also confessed that two popular Alhajis in the same
Owode town had bought one head from him before and also requested for a live human being for N40,000.” She added that the first suspect arrested, Adeleke, jumped out of a moving vehicle in his attempt to escape and sustained fatal injuries, which later resulted in his death, adding that effort was still on to arrest others indicted in the business.
‘Am in it for school fees’ One of the suspects, Agboola Kolawole, said: “Yes, I sold my dead siblings parts for N8,000 each. I was tempted to do that because of poverty and inability to pay my children’s school fees. “Just as I was thinking of how to pay their school fees, a friend approached me and asked why I should be suffering when there was a way out. When I asked how, he said I should go and get some human
parts that he would pay me. “That was how I went to my late brother’s grave at night, exhumed the
bodies of two of them and cut off the heads. “When I took them to the friend, he gave me N16,000 and told me to get him four hands. This time around, I went to my late sisters graves and cut off their hands. I was paid N8,000 for a set of hands.”
‘I was offered N40,000 to get a human being’ Kazeem Sanni said he usually went to cemeteries to exhume dead bodies and cut off the needed parts. He said: “The cemetery I usually frequent is CMS. I usually go there at night when the guards would have slept. “I sell skull for N8,000 to Alpha Jamiu (Muslim cleric). So far, I have gone to the cemetery thrice to cut off human parts.
“Two weeks ago, he called to say that his clients needed a human being, promising to pay me N40,000. When I asked him how that was possible, he said he would give me a charm that would hypnotise the victim
to facilitate his/her abduction. “I told him I would think about it. But I never went back to him again
because I felt I could not do that.” However, it was gathered that Alpha Jamiu, the middleman, pays the
supplier N8,000 but sells the parts thrice the amount to end users.
The herbalist, Ajibade Rafiu, told journalists that he bought a human head for N8,000, with an intention to prepare a fortification concoction for himself. He said: “I burnt the human head and later ground it,
poured it inside a plastic and added local gin and other roots. I prepared the concoction for myself. “It is to fortify me against any attack because in this job if you are not fortified people may attempt to throw spiritual arrows at you. But with this, if anybody tries it, it will backfire.”
Alpha Jamiu na God go punish you ooo....Ungodly men now claim men of God in our society.......A llah is indeed As-Sabirun...The Most Patient.

DO YOU AGREE?

Short tiny gals love sex, unlike tall gals.Many short tiny gals tend to lose their virginity much earlier than tall gals.

Fat gals are the perfect gals to love. When a fat gal loves u, ur lucky.

But thin/ slim gals are in m0st cases players and not gud at loving.

Most brown gals are hooked than dark gals. Ugly babes usually get laid m0re than cute dudes. -Plus m0st dudes, that are not gud looking end up dating the cutest gals.

A lot of gals d0n't appreciate gud boys. Be a gud guy, m0st chicks will shun u. Be a bad guy,
hurt gals, break their hearts, and they will love u. Confusing i know.

Majority of chiqs nowadays dress to draw attention, NOT to lo0k gud.

Do you agree?

10 FACTS ABOUT WOMEN, ALL IN ONE PIECE:

1. A woman is such a school you will never graduate from.
2. A woman is not like 'detol advert', if you dont take care of her...others will.
3. Your wedding certificate with her isnot a "driving Lincense"; its just a"learners permit"!
4. It takes time for a #woman to trust a man, its hard to change when she does, but if you mess up, you might just forget it.
5. She can be a very bitter pill, and a very sweet angel, it all lies in your approach.
6. #AWoman hardly forget things; sheremembers hurts more, avoid making her hurt.
7. A Woman can be highly secretive..most times when they prove hard to men, they go to their closet and friends to cry!
8. ALL Women 'loves' to be begged! They love it more than they love men often!
9. When a woman is angry, over half of what she says- she doesnt mean...
10. The most difficult time for a woman is when she is away from the man she loves!
True or false

Friday 17 May 2013

Private Jet War: You Won’t Deny The Existence Of A State Of Political Roforofoism – Obahiagbon Tells Amaechi

Former lawmaker and Chief of Staff to Comrade Adams Oshiomhole of Edo State, Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon has aired his view on the ongoing ‘war’ between President Goodluck Jonathan and Rotimi
Amaechi of Rivers State.

Fondly called Igodomigodo, Obahiagbon who is known for his jaw-breaking words took to a popular social network to speak about the ongoing political ruckus in Rivers state. Hear him, “I am in perfect simulacrum with you, Mr. Governor that, there is indeed no quarrel between you and Mr President, but you won’t deny the existence of a state of political roforofoism and the difference between the two is one of a tweedledum and tweedledee….would like to hear the asseverations of my friends on the political malodorous saga that is putrescently cocooning Rivers State, just now and thus precipitously corralling it into an eschewable socio-politico asphyxia…

Dirty Habits We Should Get Rid Of

I went out yesterday to have a great time, and could not help noticing the number of fine boys and girls with
terrible dirty habits in the public

1) Spitting phlegm in public- Probably people that do this grew up in dirty areas, and learnt to instinctively roll up phlegm and spit it out with trajectory expertise. But now you are in a posh neighborhood, kindly desist

2) Spitting out bones of fish on the ground into a pile of mess
When you where in in the village with its exposed soil everywhere, it probably made sense for you to spit out bones on the ground when eating. You were doing your part to enrich soil nutrients and give bingo a chance to partake of your meals. But now you are in the city eating out in a tiled or cemented floor environment. So kindly desist

3) scratching your crotch
You are not infested with crab lice, so please stop scratching you stuff in public

4) Digging your nose
And then you want to shake someone with the same hands abi? why not just dig your nose into a cup and make some tea off it.

5)Pulling at your pant lines to properly set it
Yep, those panties have a way of slipping to the wrong places. But please put your back against the wall or look for somewhere more private when adjusting them

6) Peeing in public
The feel of nature brushing aganist your totori is awesome when peeing in public alright, but it looks so ungentlemanly especially when you step out of your landrover looking tooch just before you amaze the crowd with your dog instinct to mark your territory I must commend ladies for being more careful in this act. I havent seen more than 10 ladies do this in my lifetime.
The first time I saw a lady do this, I almost collapsed. She spread her legs, raised her skirts (or wrapper) shifted her panties, and opened her tap

7) Eating with your mouth open
I learnt it was a bad habit, so I've learnt to close my mouth when chewing ............... ............... ............... ............... ......... Common guys, lets all develop some civility parents, also ensure your kids do not pick up these habits, especially from their friends whose parents have not devoted same effort as you in tooching up their kids ....Stay Blessed.

40 REASONS WHY MANY RELATIONSHIPS OR MARRIAGES BREAK DOWN

1. Ego
2. Lies
3. Pride
4. Death
5. Poverty
6. Jealousy
7. Cheating
8. Rumours
9. Facebook
10. Ex- lovers
11. Insecurity
12. Disrespect
13. Exhaustion
14. Dishonesty
15. Lack of sex
16. Immaturity
17. Impatience
18. Lack of care
19. Lack of trust
20. Long distance
21. Too much sex
22. Unfaithfulness
23. Irresponsibilit y
24. Constant fights
25. Lack of intimacy
26. Chronic diseases
27. Tribal difference
28. Wrong accusations
29. Family background
30. Being over secretive
31. Unfulfilled promises
32. Lack of commitment
33. Over possessiveness
34. Religious differences
35. Lack of understanding
36. Over- reacting (Anger)
37. Lack of communication
38. Lack of time for each other
39. Impotence and barrenness
40. Peer pressure from friends

18-year-old undergraduate stabs father to death

Residents of Langbasa, Ajah, Lagos State are still talking about 18-year-old Olanrewaju Kayode-Aremu, who stabbed his father, Victor Kayode-Aremu, to death. Police authorities said the suspect stabbed his 46-year-old father to death while the man was attempting to enter his room.
PUNCH Metro learnt that Olanrewaju was a student of University of Ilorin, Kwara State, but was expelled because he had poor grades.
A police source at Langbasa Divison, where the suspect was detained, told our correspondent that the incident occurred on May 1, 2013.
He said, "Olanrewaju is the first of five children. He lived with his parents and siblings in a duplex in Langbasa. He was enrolled in University of Ilorin to study Geology in 2011 but was later asked to withdraw because he had very poor grades.
"Since he was not attending any school, he started working with his father who was a civil engineer. The arrangement his father made with him was that he would be working with him until he could get admission to another school."
The senior officer told our correspondent that the suspect was not happy about the arrangement. He said the frustration later led him to laying an ambush for his father while he was trying to enter his room.
He said the suspect stabbed his father in 10 different places, causing him to bleed to death. He said, "Around 10pm on that day, the whole family had just had dinner and they were watching television when their father
received a telephone call. He went upstairs and when he got to the entrance of the room, Olanrewaju appeared from nowhere with a kitchen knife.
"He stabbed his father in the back, sides, hands, legs over 10 times. The man, who was screaming in pains, attracted the attention of other members of the family who were downstairs. When the mother came upstairs, she found her son still stabbing her husband. The presence of other children did not also stop Olanrewaju.
"When she tried to save her husband, Olanrewaju threatened to stab her if she came close. The woman then went outside and called on neighbours for help."
PUNCH Metro learnt that it took the intervention of neighbours to overpower the 18-year-old and wrest the knife from him. It was learnt that the victim was rushed to J-Rapha Hospital but was pronounced dead on arrival. A resident, who spoke to our correspondent on the condition of anonymity, said the family had been in shock and had not been staying home since the incident occurred.
He said, "The family is a young one. Olanrewaju is the first born and he had four younger siblings."
The suspect, who was not remorseful, said he killed his father because he was convinced that his father did not love him. He said he was not worried about his predicament since he was too young to be prosecuted.
"The case is a very long story. The truth is that my father never loved me and the only form of care he showed me was paying my school fees. I am just 18-years-old so I know I cannot be prosecuted. I have no regrets for my action," he said.
When contacted on the telephone, the Police Public Relations Officer, Ngozi Braide, said she had yet to be fully briefed on the incident.